A Visit to Philippine Bureau of Immigration

Expats living in the Philippines, without a resident visa,here will be limited.
must get their visa extended every 59 days. I usuallyI've heard other stories about pushy Americans in BI,
try to stay clear of the Bureau of Immigration (BI) justoften over the BI dress code. This guy took rudeness
to make sure no one upsets me and I respond byto a new level! Its a lesson in how to get thrown out of
saying something I shouldn't have. Today's visit to BIand blacklisted from ever returning to the Philippines.
was a perfect example. Well, I would have never doneWhen you go to BI, you need to dress in shirt (not
what this expat did. What he did was next to insanity.t-shirt) and long pants. Also flip-flops are not allowed,
Today, a guy in Mandaue City, Philippines, was at BIyou need to wear regular shoes. If you do that, you
trying to get his exit clearance which requires a 2*2should meet their dress code. But always be
inch picture. He had only a 1*1 photo and the BI officerrespectful to all BI employees. Be on your best
told him she needed a 2*2. He responded with "its all Ibehavior. I usually hire an agent to handle my
have" in a raised and disgusted voice. The officerextensions just to be on the safe side. The cost is
continue to tell him that she had to have a 2*2 andabout an extra P500 to P1000 or $10 to $20 USD.
continued to insist he did not have it. Soon the officerOn a side note, when I went to Bangkok a couple of
told him not to raise his voice to her and the expatweeks ago I walked up to the immigration window on
asked "Why not?" She reminded him he was inmy way out of the country. The woman was behind a
immigration to which he said "So what?" Not a smartglass that had only a small opening to slide your
move on his part. Her reply was "I will deport you ifpapers through. I don't remember even that but there
you continue."must have been something or I could not have given
Now he understood! He replied with asking where heher my passport. The area is huge, with high ceilings
could get the required picture. She told him and he left.and is noisy. Lots of echoes. She told me something
He was on the verge of getting thrown in thebut I could not hear her. When you can not hear
Mandaue Immigration Jail! The exit certification he wassomeone, most of us will raise our voice and after I
attempting to get is required after an extended stay inwalked away, I realized I had. She kept talking and I
the Philippines. The point being, if you have been herecouldn't hear her and she made no effort to help me.
that long you should already know better. Based onVery frustrating. I guess she realized I could not hear
the way this guy was acting at BI, I'd guess his timethough or it could have gone badly for me.